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tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

there is definitely such a thing as pronouncing a foreign word/name Excessively correctly

if you’re in the middle of saying a regular degular sentence in english and you start rolling Rs and shit when you get to the name of a foreign person place or thing, you need to dial it back by like at least 30%

NOOOOO STOP this was the word that inspired this post 😭😭😭😭

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parakeet:

parakeet:

parakeet:

parakeet:

that adhd feel when u

when u

w

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peketostuffs:

daddycoded:

toastpotent:

remember when tumblr used to have the format for reblogged additions on posts be indented instead of vertical and if the post had enough additions to it (which happened frequently because no one on tumblr can shut their fucking mouth) it would just push all the text off the side of the post completely and it became unreadable. it would get so far pushed over that it would just be exactly one character per line and you had to read the post like that. that was a real thing that happened

Remember when people got pissed when staff changed this even though it what was probably one of the only good updates this website ever had

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dicksmasher:

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kakyoinryoko:

Inclusivity Win! The Wizard Who Just Electrocuted You To Death Is Nonbinary

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chickfaker:

*11 year old lesbian voice* idk I just don’t wanna get married when I grow up. I’d rather have a girl roommate who was my best friend and also we’d eat snacks together and watch movies and she wouldn’t have a boyfriend. :/

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cardenvondraken:

prrb:

o-ceti:

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

non american here! i wish i didnt learn english

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probably-a-velociraptor:

i-write-sins-not-poems:

Mum:hey -

Me, returning from a walk in the woods after still being unsuccesfull in getting abducted by the fair folk: I don’t wanna talk right now

Ye olden days: “ we must never go in there, the fair folk may take us away from this world”

Millennials: *banging pots and pans together in the middle of a mushroom circle during a full moon on an equinox * “IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING ABUCTED ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW!”

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